People "who have worked as bouncers in sex clubs or as wardens in a lunatic asylum" should be allowed nowhere near four-year-old children.

A Haunted Tank feature would kick ass.

Keep fucking that chicken

IT'S MILEY!!!!!

Chill out Hammer. You're harshing my mellow…

Mackenzie Phillips just raised the bar. I think she looked out at the Hollywood landscape and saw the Britneys and Lindseys and said to herself, "shit, I was having drug problems and public breakdowns before these chicks were born. How do I get back in the limelight? Aha, I'll say I fucked my dad! Let's see them…

Yawn

Hey AV Club

Indeed. I should clarify. I meant, how does she play a woman?

Thank you

Wow, Tilda Swinton plays someone who lives as both a man and a woman? How does she do it?

Diablo Cody… Sweet Valley High…

Now that's entertaining radio. A stupid monkey, Dr. Cox from Scrubs and a chimpanzee in a yellow shirt and red pants.

I was of the opinion

Wow Riff, and I thought I only imagined that.

Jay is the calcium gluconate* of entertainment.

Nude sociopaths are the new Abstinence Vampires.

A pink blimp with a spoon and an overbite does not always translate into entertaining television.

I always hear the voice of Al Jourgensen from the Psalm 69 years.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but he wasn't a girl.