I stopped thinking and wound up wearing Sansabelt slacks. Next time I'm going to go ahead and think just a bit before purchasing pants. Sorry Wrangler.

He does like Rap music…

Rightfully or Righteously?

Let's be honest, that was one gnarly boob.

*shrugs and returns to main page*

It's a bit of a classier joint, but when it comes to chicken sammiches nobody holds a candle to my dear dear Hooters.

Up next, President Obama tries to reason with Congressional Republicans on Stupid Human Tricks.

Stupid is unacceptable these days. I believe they prefer the term Rentally Challenged.

Double Down is so appropriate since you are gambling with your health when you eat this sucker.

I assumed Susan Boyle was Jack Black prepping for a sequel to Mrs. Doubtfire.

Apparently you missed Pat Boone's "In a Metal Mood". Count your lucky stars.

Shit, it's been ages since I saw the Phantasm movies. It's more than about time for a trip down memory lane. I agree with the general consensus, those films kick ass.

I haven't watched

Seriously? Does Tyler Perry have some gift that makes his movies resonate with African American life in a way that is completely off the radar for my pasty white ass? Is he the John Hughes of life in the hood?
Or does he just have a gift for pandering to his fellow African Americans that makes him more the Michael…

So are you saying there's going to be 65 year lesbians in this?

Who the fuck cares?

I need that, sans the werewolves.

Oh great. As if most of the stuff on that site wasn't stupid enough now people are going to really start making up outlandish shit in the hopes it shows up on TV.

That would be a highly entertaining episode of Hot Seat.

Funny, I was having the same conversation with Micheal Stipe just the other day.