I thought mummy paper was a myth?

Overheard in the Duggar master bedroom,

Elvis…… Costello?

People in the south…

Yellowknife?

4th question, why was he going to use a gong to open the interview?

They made Galactus a giant cloud? Are you fucking kidding me? I'm glad I missed it. Score one for my apathy.

These new rules would be better accepted by the community at large if they were introduced to us by Billy Crystal via a hilarious montage of film parodies.

Once you go Greek, lord how you reek…. or something like that.

I'm a No Rust Build-up man, myself.

The price is wrong, bitch!

Knowing Whedon, there's gonna be a subtle lesbian vibe running through the relationship between the characters played by Eliza Dushku and Summer Glau.

As a childhood reader and big fan of Hulk comics I was very disappointed in Ang Lee film. Source material is popular for a reason and it seems that so often with comics/fantasy/science fiction, when a director fucks with it to incorporate their "vision" the whole thing ends up pleasing nobody but the director. Look…

So to sum up: What's Dunne is done.

Hulka Hulka Burning Love

Looking back, I remember a time when we all felt that common bond, that shared connection and the sense of pride and brotherhood that helped us all to see that our petty differences are meaningless as we face the future together. Of course it took the horrible tragedy of September 11th to make that happen and it…

Congrats! Enjoy it while it lasts.

If they fast-track the Soul Train will it qualify for Federal Stimulus Funds?

Michael Bay can die whenever he feels like it and I will still not go see a Transformers movie.

It's the glue factory for you, horsefellatio.