Irregularity got you down?

Drown in a lukewarm pool of Santorum fail boy.

Thou shalt not treat soul on a roll like soap on a rope for the beats in the lines are so dope.

It's always time

Two problems I can see Seinfeld helping with…

Or L&O: Parking Meter Enforcement Unit

One Tree Hill = 6!
Smallville = 8!

I enjoyed picturing Sarah Chalke naked.

Today's youth + MTV = more like American Foreskins

An Austrian prostitute once gave me a Viennese pocket watch.

Operation : Mindcrime
We're an underground revolution
Working overtime
Operation : Mindcrime
There's a job for you in
The system boy, with nothing to sign

Analyze This

no 365white.com, 365brown.com, or 365yellow.com???

Well in my experience, it's often the people who have some sort of traumatic issue in their past that seek counseling-type positions in a misguided belief that by helping others they will somehow assuage their own inner torments.

At best, his chances for success in this endeavor are 50/50.

:: Throws up hands and walks away ::

Personally, I always like Gamera. Mothra is a giant pussy. No way two little silk worms take down Godzilla. I always hated that. The miniature singing Japanese chicks they kept in suitcase were pretty hot though.

This flick is a "6 degrees of Kevin Bacon" fan's wet dream.

"Shutter Island temporarily shuttered"???

Well…