Not the Rock & Rye. Take the Moon Mist but for the love of god spare the Rock & Rye.

I love the smell of burning soy cheese in the morning.

In my heart, you'll always stay… forever young.

I do not avoid women, Mandrake but I do deny them my essence.

I'm going to put my newfound free time to good use and spend it snorting cocaine off erect penises and clipping apart tabloids and gluing them back together in mind blowing new ways.

This ONe-ders with the O-N-E, it doesn't work. It's confusing. From now on, you boys'll just be simply The Wonders.

To -may-toe
to-mah-toe
po-tay-toe
po-tah-toe

"so big you can see it from anywhere in the world."?????

OK, we'll take the n****rs and the ch**ks but we don't want the Irish.

The old Douglas Adams videogame for Macintosh computers - Starship Titanic. That was definitely in this style. I loved that game.

I thought the point was to develop space diapers so you could drive for 24 hours straight and ambush someone at the airport when they still thought you were three states away.

The Catcher in the Rye is a Griffin.

Yeah, but to go from Woo to The Matix Reloaded/Revolutions… That's range baby!

Does this film include any of the supposedly "lost" audio and video footage from the moon landings that clearly show that alien spacecraft were monitoring the situation the whole time? I read about it on the internets and it seems completely legit.

OK, here's my plan. We take the political shenanigans of the Wag the Dog story and we put them in a high school environment a la Mean Girls. It's box office gold! Get me that teenybopper girl's agent on the phone, you know, what's her name, she's a hillbilly, looks like a chipmunk… Molly? Mary? Minnie? Something…

Can we revisit the definition of "star-studded cast".

Does that star El Debarge? His star should be on the rise now that Michael Jackson is out of his way.

Noooooo. It's not bacon, it's Beggin' Strips!

If you don't believe in the USPS's ability to deliver hope during troubled times then you haven't watched Kevin Costner's epic The Postman.

Hot Damn!