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Where can a find a list of which stances are currently in and which ones to avoid? When I'm standing on the train platform I want to be sure I adopt a stance that is cool right now.

My dog does more by 8:00 AM then your dogs will do all day.

Can Captain Caveman be far behind?

And why is mine in Korean or is that Japanese? Chinese maybe? It's definitely an Asian script of some sort. Reminds of the kind of tattoo a deuchebag would get.

@Bob K Wait, what? A firstie got deleted? How'd that happen because I see lots of firsts that should get deleted but don't. I'm beginning to think that the only Random Rules around here are those used by the person who deletes posts.

Is that horse smiling?

Are there not thousands in the world. . .

"It's so Warholian"

I salute you and your unnecessary post. If it weren't for these boards, I'd have to work all day. That would totally harsh my Jerrrrrrrrrrrrzz!

Pit the Remo Williams franchise

I was looking forward to his Black Muslim Koran According to The Boondocks.

Ladies and Gentleman..
I'd like to introduce the man who brings me my water and towels on stage…

…or double the failure.

Should I even give this the benefit of the doubt?

Not sure why you brought it up, but yeah you are most definitely right.

Just buy the car.

He does a decent impression of 12 Monkeys Brad Pitt in this film.

Sorry I'm late to this party. Put me down for a George W. Bush please. Nothing political, it's just that every time I see that smug, smirking, shoulder shrugging, conscienceless, Alfred E. Newmen-esque moron waltzing consequence-free through the good life I shake my head and cry on the inside.

I love the rumor mill. I heard someone say that Joe Jackson and the remaining boys are going to do a Jackson 5 reunion tour and they want to have Micheal there in hologram form. I can almost believe they would try this.