I took some of Mario Andretti's wine to a party. It went fast.

The trouble with tribbles…

Will Seth and Matt participate in the couples skate? Inquiring minds want to know.

Just remember that the number one concern for carnival workers is your fun and enjoyment. You can't spell carnie with C.A.R.E.

Were those SSSC custom jackets worth the investment?

Boinggggggg!!!

shit man, I just heard Fred Travalina died. Is Rich Little still alive? Don't tell me all we're left with is Frank fucking Caliendo.

So do tell Doctor Jigga, if she was so out of it did you at least feel her up a bit?

Who's next?

Hee Haw milked that agribusiness comedy for years. 'member them folks poppin' up in the cornfield with the catchy jokes and one-liners?

Don't you mean "Beat It"?

This opens up all sorts of avenues for shows in this vein.

Haven't you heard? We no longer have to listen to jazz all day or pretend to speak French or know where Paraguay is.

Malkovich
Malkovich? Malkovich! Malkoviiiiich. Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich…

The Fat Lazy American Werewolf Who'd Rather Stay Home Because Europeans Are Too Stuck Up to Speak American.

Looks more like he's wrestling with Mr. Hankey.

What about cousin Jesse who, upon hearing the news, rushed to the family compound and gallantly inserted himself in front of television cameras and microphones.

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best…

They used to say celebrities died in three's but lately the seem to be going at a much faster rate.

This whole thread sounds like a conversation between Skids and Mudflap in the new Transformers movie.