Because I enjoyed watching Brian Benben on that TV show Dream On I used my TomTom to guide me to his cattle ranch in Texas.

You don't fuck with Burgermeister Meisterburger.

I once dined at Chi Chi's.

I'll pass along your concern Rev. I mean honestly, I truly appreciate all you do. After all, I only married her for the money. Anyone who would sex that deserves a round of applause.

I think I just barfed in my mouth a little.

Spaceballs and Dr. Strangelove!

I call Eliza Dushku beloved…

I was expecting a Zack Snyder review.

Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: It doesn't matter; if you're depending on the French to do the job, it's screwed anyway.

They need a nice coffee shop nearby where the dolls can go to relax and trade quirky one liners. Mix in a wacky neighbor who drops by the dollhouse unexpectedly while executing hilarious pratfalls and this show will shoot to the top of the charts.

Musically he may be the modern Jimmy Page, but in that pic he's definitely getting his modern Rob Halford on.

Listen I'm only telling the truth. You have got a very big nose.

I'd be more interested…

Fornit some Fornus.

" a Civil War veteran whose skills as a swordsman (and lover)"???

I am impressed at how Eddie has parlayed the critical acclaim he received for his role in Dreamgirls into an outstanding body of work the last three years.

I can't believe it, I've finally found something Angelina and I can agree on. Jon Voight IS an asshole.

Failed, not stirred.

Mirren may be advancing in age but if given the opportunity I'd prolly do her.

Folk you!