What's with that little puzzle box at his feet?

Nothing better than a deified throwdown. You go Xenu. Jehova has been an absentee landlord.

An openness to undergoing extensive plastic surgery seems to run in that family.

Don't be that guy.

I'm shocked. I just assumed the fine folks at Arby's had done their research and the Philly Steak & Swiss was an authentic sandwich for those of us who prefer a sandwich of a different caliber. What's next? Are you going to tell me that the Croisandwich I had for breakfast isn't representative of the fine French…

The beauty is in the toil and the suffering.

Yes Swiss. We're talking geek here. Not the proletariat American cheese or provolone or some other nonsense cheese. For geekery to work the reference must be somewhat obscure.

Witches… In the woods? Really? That makes me want to grab a couple of friends, some video cameras and sound equipment and go look for one.

That'll do Yoda, that'll do.

I could also geek out over a Philly Steak & Swiss!

Would you put a butterfly and a snake on Tom Petty's crotch?

All I gotta say to you wannabe, gonnabe, cocksucking, pussy eating pranksters, when your phone ain't delivered what the fuck you gonna do?
Damn it feels good to be an Ebay gansta!

Yeah, given a second chance I'd prolly do her. Todd's a big whiney pussy you know.

His Obama poster reminded me of something but I couldn't quite put my finger on it until I was digging through some of my vinyl records and…

A laurel and a hearty handshake to our new… favorite columnist. You rock Pierce!

Make it a porn version of Full House and I'll watch it.

Is Chris Elliot in his band? Why is he pictured at the top?

Isn't this
more of a Friday buzzkill?

This just reminds me of how much
I miss this show, Phil Hartman, Dave Foley (well, maybe not DF so much).

I feel a little less intelligent just from reading that list. The strange part is I'm also proud of it???