17 Again

Perhaps it's Deep Blue Sea II: Biggerer. Smarterer. Fasterer. Meanerer.

Forest must avoid the curse of Louis Gossett Jr.

I always thought Eminem was Dr. Jekyll to Fiddy's Mr. Hyde.

Is Vitamin Water the secret potion that provokes the transformation?

::removes hat, looks skyward::

The film is nice and all, but I would prefer if Scorsese delivered something else. Brett Ratner's and Chris Tucker's DGA and SAG cards respectively wrapped in newspaper with a dead fish.

@nollvane

In honor of the double album will they now have two giant balls to walk around in? One for Wayne and one for say, Steve or Michael?

You got that right. All parents are very touchy about being stereotyped.

I'm a Dapper Dan man myself, can't stand that Fop shit.

In spite of her cheesy film repertoire, I'd prolly still do her.

In spite of the thumbs, I'd prolly still do her.

Whither Mr. French.

Why would a wet Wednesday in November make Cannes any more appealing. The problem lies in the fact that Cannes is a long flight and my enormous penis makes air travel uncomfortable. I have to ride coach while my dick gets to sit in first class.

I couldn't agree more with that review. I really tried to like this movie but it just suuuuhhhhhhhhcked.

Mission accomplished Riff.

Does it need a little Jay Bennet? Is that what you're hinting at?

After which Chang would eat said cold, black heart.

I'm just happy to see that the Emmys are remaining on the cutting edge of TV broadcasting.