Mach 5 in shower,
smooth as a baby's bottom
and as lickable

Katie Holmes dancing
in truck with midriff exposed,
peak of her career.

There are not many
women dentists around, I
guess there's one less now.

Machinations of a Possibe Future
When will we invent
transparent aluminum?
Get on it, NASA

Deepest Secrets, Dreams, Hopes, and Fears Exposed
Millions of people
invaded her privacy
by reading that book

Ill Parenting By AVclub Staff
Tonights top story.
Child abducted from park
whilst father plays games

A man is only
as faithful as his options.
Sadly I have none.

Opposable limps and O-Faces
The picture alone
makes me want to see this film,
that and masturbate.

I've seen men rape an
old crippled woman in a
wet ditch, for Zardoz

1 is a Binary Representation of Solitude

Star Trek Life Lesson #47
Death's a predator
that stalks us all of our lives,
From Star Trek XII

Anniversary of Unknown Ancillary Atrocities and Apathy
Something else happened
on September eleventh,
can't recall what though.

Paula Goodspeed and a Prosperous Journey
This news makes me sad,
time to commit suicide
right outside her house.

Seeking Solace from Superfluous Solicitors
Am I too early,
For an enlightened debate
on the show's merits?

The Continuation of the Hitherto Untold X-Men Origins Saga
Wolverine just went
undercover to fight Blob
under the big top.

Incestual Pedophilia as an Art Form
It could have been worse,
She could have been under age.
No wait, thats hotter.

Engaging the Follicular Frustrated in the Final Frontier
Now if only I
could find a girl to role play
As Captain Picard

Hey Morgendorffer
Wednesday Adams did that bit
in the first movie.

Riotous Review of Ruination and Redemption
A Spoiler Alert!
Buffy slays some vampires
and Xander cracks wise.

Overtures of Anthropomorphic Animalistic Idiocy
Dog blanket with sleeves,
I wonder what could be next;
Shark crotchless panties