In Reality "Ice Road Truckers "is Not That Exciting
I'm in Yellowknife.
It is not as dangerous
as they make it seem.

First
Am I too early,
For an enlightened debate
on this article?

Die Hard was a book
called Nothing Lasts Forever.
The movie surpassed.

My College is Better than your College
We had townhouses.
3 guys living in a house,
privacy galore.

Nothing Can Wash Away My Shame
Out of the hundred
I have watched 26 "films"
some repeatedly.

A Death Sentence for Punctuality
How shall I perish
Will I succumb to the flames,
Cancer-aids, or both?

2 Words: Vincent Chase
Cut James Cameron
a little bit of slack please.
He made Aquaman.

Domestic Violence Sometimes is the Answer
Best part about 3
is when Peter smacks the bitch.
Take that Ginger whore!

Memories of Mammaries
I saw the nip slip
over and over agin.
Thank you PVR.

A Confluence of Epic Proportions…That Fits in Your Hand
Chicken, cheese, bacon!
If you add beer and porno,
best Christmas ever.

The Silver Lining According to an Asshole
Does this mean that they
can at last begin filming
the sequal to "Ghost"?

Nothing Special Added to the Conversation
A cool simple game
is "You Have to Burn The Rope".
Hint: You burn the Rope.

Why Oh Why, Did I Not Make A "Number One" Joke?
At a convention
pissed beside Riker, thats right,
THE Jonathan Frakes.

I was going to
write down something clever but
then my parents died

The Tightening Grasp of Microsoft
Is it just me or
is this just a commercial
for Prjoect Natal?

Enemies
I have a question,
what's the name of the big bad
in season seven?

I should have known that,
being a Canadian.
Thanks for the info.

Clamato Juice!
Who the fuck thought to combine
clams and tomatoes?

DaVinci and Reindeer Goat Cheese Pizza
Say what you will friends,
but this is a masterpiece;
Cinematic Gold

A Corelation Between Sex and Violence
Should I see this "film"
or Final Destination
to see naked breasts?