It does start with the letters B-A-S!

"So let him! Let him!"

Oh, it is not! The predator's Mom didn't come to complain that her offspring was being singled out and bullied for being different.

Neuromancer!

Column A, Column B. Why not despise both?

I guess incarnating as Sgt. Elias wasn't such a smart idea, was it, Mr. Messiah?

I will defend Survivorman as a legitimately good documentary series. What Les tells you will actually keep you alive, plus I find the show strangely soothing.

[Cuts to footage of young Ben Stein bawling and chewing gum
during Nixon's resignation speech]
It keeps getting funnier EVERY SINGLE TIME I WATCH IT!

Mine tried that last night while I was asleep! What the fuck, Bill Gates? I'm not loading your buggy new OS until I'm damned good and ready or you've unfucked it, whichever comes first! I luckily put a stop to that nonsense this morning, however.

This is terrible news! I will miss her so much! R. I. P.

There are clay tablets written in Sumerian Cuneiform complaining about this. You're absolutely right.
Also, generational maundering is historical bollocks.
Millennial is a word with nothing in it. It's just a noise.

Plus he's shit at real estate, too.

Tim Truman is one hell of an artist. I've been a fan since his Eclipse days.

And now I'm actually, physically ill. Thank you all, gentlemen.

If you dig Joe Abercrombie's fantasy, run out immediately and obtain his new short story collection Sharp Ends. Steal if you have to. Kill if you must.

I though pepperoni rolls were just a WV thing.

Still live in WV, not too far from the Mud River. I appreciate the shout-out and I'm glad they've had good crowds.

Run out and get me a bunch of students who don't range from the middle to the ass end of the bell curve and I'll break my neck putting on a big, interactive multi-media song-and-dance, too. As things stand, rent an apartment off of my dick and let me work with what I've got.
Aside from games and social media, most…

A Smartboard is a great deal more advanced than a whiteboard, but $50,000 is an outrageous rip-off. Her district needs to get their shit together and find an honest vendor.

Plumbers?