"Just a little peril?"
"No! It's far too perilous."

Didn't you shove your landlady down the stairs, once?

Porridge, as in what maltreated orphans and Scots children get.

The weaker you are in fighter stats, the more aggressive they're going to be. Use class changing tactically depending on the threat environment and enemy type.

Somebody needs to class this joint up.

I call Old Weird Harold to the stand again, your honor!

The idea is to get Trump to drop dead. Let's not lose track of the main point.

Jim Beam and Maker's Mark are my go-tos. Evan Williams and Buffalo Trace are also quite good. Knob Creek is superb, but pricey. I don't care for Old Granddad or Wild Turkey at all. They're bought too rough and Turkey is far to high-proof. I need to try Bulleit, since I've been good things about it from people I trust.

Interesting! It would be hilarious!

THIS SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! DON'T MISS THIS UNLESS YOU'RE DEAD OR IN JAIL [Jail…jail…]!

In Color!

Stop doing a business and work on your grammar, young man!

That's actually worse than calling in a bomb threat to the Special Olympics.
DDDAAAMMMNNN, THAT'S HATEFUL!

"GET OUT!"

[whips out amusement park height-requirement cut-out] You Must Be Smarter Than This To Be President.

You should know Killer Mike for his deconstruction of the films of Steven Segal alone!

You've seen the bloke, right? ;-)

It was probably DR. HAWASS! [Makes excited screwing-in-light-bulb-gesture].

Either she's been hit in the head by 30,000 dicks, or she's just plain
retarded Developmentally Disabled.

I'd say she could do with a good rinse. Just look at that hair!