"What happened to you?!"
That was a somewhat entertaining piece of shit. Brolin was not awful in it. That Fox girl is mildly retarded and porn is about her working level.

My wife and I are notorious for saying that to kids at the school we teach at when kids ask us what music we like. ;-)

That movie hit me in the soft spot at just the right time.

Cap'n Geech and The Shrimp Shack Shooters?
[SLAP]

Hello, Mother…

A Sad Trombone Indeed!

So they'll gain value!

Sorry.

"Umh, they're even better when you're dead!"

"That was all India."

Well, he was actually Italian for most intents and purposes, so I do see.

That's pretty much still average height. He was actually a couple of inches taller, but not as tall as aristocrats who had been able too eat meat with every meal all of their lives.

Didn't he work for William "One Take" Wilder when he was young?

That's just okay. Washington intentionally destroyed a lot of original documents because he was an extremely private man with a violent temper. The best thing we can say about him now is that he did not choose to turn himself into a monarch or a dictator, and set the precedent for a peaceful change of power.

Take it easy, Butch! ;-)

What's that? Speak up, Sonny!

Compared to perpetually indebted slave-owners, that was as progressive as you were going to get. They hated banks because they always owed them money for buying non-exhausted land or more slaves (who were quite expensive). You know this.

"Can you believe that I'm 85? Wrinkled and scrawny and half-alive?"

Yes. It's really good! It's big bastard, though.

The opening is quite short: "We have NO fucking money and no one will lend us any more. BUT…"