You just know a girl with a wholesome name like that goes like a privy door in a wind storm.

No, they want you to pay them the fees to take it again.

Maker's is good stuff.

Then you'll be a wide awake, very alert drunk! Ale-8 gets me too wired these days, but it was better than Jolt in college.

"HURRH."
"I'm sorry, I didn't get that?"

Vineland is under-rated and you're right about the bullshit call.

That was my entry point, too. Enjoy!

I'm currently reading Kliph Nesteroff's The Comedians: Drunks, Tieves, Scoundrels and the History of American Comedy, which is great fun, and
Mary Beard's SPQR: A History Of Ancient Rome, which is taking an interesting new approach. I'm also rereading Richard Russo's Nobody's Fool and Straight Man for substantial fun.

YOU'RE GOD DAMNED RIGHT IT IS!

INDEED! WHAT AUDIENCE COULD RESIST A SCREEN SPECTACULAR STARING THE VERY SAGE HIMSELF?

It's refreshingly addictive!

"Try again. Fail again. Fail better." Happy New Year, A. V. Club!

"Shoot, a feller could have a purty good weekend in Vegas with this stuff!"

Don't mind if I do! [pisses in corner]

Lira, right?

No further questions for the Senator!

Little creatures of nature.
They don't know they're ugly.
That's very funny!

Baby steps, man.

"Trump supports" puts me in mind of some sort of ghastly medical appliance. I think I'm going to be quite ill for the rest of the evening. Happy New Year to you all!

I thought they shut that place down?
It had to be done. I was getting
wretchedly depressed.