The original is a Good Bad Movie like Roadhouse, using Mike Nelson's definition. It was what it meant to be: a fun, dumb action movie, and it knew it. Swayze's appearance in both is not coincidental. See also Next of Kin. You could also arguably place the original Red Dawn and even The Outsiders in this category.

I'm fine with that as long a I get to see it at all.

Socks are a rad gift when you're in your 40s, especially Gold Toes.

This yearish?

Wiki Wormhole is my favorite new feature.

Ah! Attack Of The Christmas Stride Mothers! We're being invaded!

Christmas Stride Mother! It's a Holiday Miracle!

You seem fun.

Thread-winner!

[BEEP]

I could handle a high-end paper napkin.

I need more information about the dimensions and composition of the towel.
Narrow your search with "washcloth" and "dish," then work your way up the absorbent linens.

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English is incredibly hard to learn because the grammar makes absolutely no sense and the vocabulary is ludicrously large.
Russian is also very difficult. It must have taken years of hard effort to have mastered English as you have. My Russian is non-extant. That's extremely admirable.

Get a room, you two!

Happy holidays, Shulkie!

Plenty of room on the bus, that way.

Kaiju Kristmas Karavan! Oh, that's not good…

That's your answer to everything!

We haven't all eaten an appalling amount of food, yet.