That's a lot of old school Rotten Assed Hair, right there.

It burns great, however.

That's only two and 4/5… Oh!

"Come mit me if you vant to see!"

That's the reboot grit all over the lens. It gets everywhere! The whole beach? No sand.
Reboot grit all the way down, baby.

Wait until you meet the Santa Drone!

The Low-Rent Chuck E. Cheese!

Trump classy?

Boy, fetch me my Yellin' Chair!

I'm happiest when I've got multiple books to switch back and forth from, but I know that drives lots of people nuts.

It is a bitch to move books, especially hardbacks.

Nothing will survive the Trump administration, not even cockroaches.

Mostly endless junk mail. Look, I wanted to make a donation, not have a relationship!

"Yet MORE Jock Assholery".

55, dear. That's the only size those barrels come in. ;-)

Hack those motherfuckers down, Dan. You have to make examples of them. You do not disrespect The King of The Sock Monkeys! ;-)

That doesn't surprise me at all. That fucker looks like he owns a van.

You are flagged twice.

You are flagged.

British intelligence intercepted it and made sure we got a copy.