That's a stone classic line I still use.

The Great Train Robbery. It's already in the NFR.

Oh, you said the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud.

TWO BBBIIITTTSSS!

"Yeah, fuck it. Say 'fuck it', y'all!"

Take care and have a good trip, Dik! I hope the surgery goes well!

Even the trailers looked boring. I won't be seeing this.

Shit, read Gravity's Rainbow. It's fun and longer than that.

Fuck Star Wars. I have to see this!

Felix Unger?

READ TO YOUR KIDS!

Whoayeah!

The Pogonostic Gospels.

This is a crazy person's diary!

Deserts and mesas versus mesas and deserts! I feel like such a fool!

Tommy Wiseau's Amazon user name!

The education system didn't fail. Your kids showed up dumb. Ignorance we can try to do something about (usually no thanks to you). Stupid we can't fix. Please stop fucking.
-The American Federation of Teachers

Too bad he works for Fox. Well, maybe he doesn't now.

Hell, the moustache told you that.

Well, it was New Mexico, so it's a dry heat.