"I think steel actually boils around this temperature…"

You mean the vile little motherfucker who wants to be the next Scott Walker? Poster child for abortion, right there.

Fuck, who let that hack from Spin in here again?!

Seven years ago at the grocery store a tragically old man ran right the fuck over my foot with his Hover Round. Slowly. He did not stop, did not ask if I was all right despite my screech of pain, did not apologize.
I exercised enormous self-restraint and neither unleashed a foul torrent of verbal abuse nor seized his…

That would be rather difficult, since most of them died horridly in the middle of no where.

I want to strangle him to death with his own bow tie.

Oh, please, nothing's going to fit over that big Mick Neanderthal cranium of his that doesn't belong on the shittiest St. Paddy's Day float you can imagine!

Me? Obey Him? He's A Fucking Moron!, the revised post-divorce edition.

Ni-jel The Barbarian?

I feel you, man. I've got to get my old beast out of the shop Tuesday (payday).
I had to get my 1T hard drive cleared of a shitload of malware (which I didn't get on it) and had a hotter i5 processor, INVIDIA graphics card and a new 580w power supply installed. I already had the chip and the graphics card, so the job…

Warren G. Harding looked "presidential' and was damned near retarded.

[giant stuffed bee is dropped on Clive James]

They're seasonal pests. You get Witnesses in the Fall and Mormons in the Spring.

'UTTIN' ONNA RITZ!!!

Why, that's almost as mad as televising darts and snooker! ;-)

Does she get it when he's dead? Check the will.

The Siege of Firebase Gloria with R. Lee Ermey. Not completely horrible.
Tough Guys Don't Dance with Ryan O'Neal and Lawrence Tierney: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

Never So Few (I think?), also featuring a young Steve McQueen, about American and British commandos leading Burmese tribesmen against the Japanese in the "Forgotten War." Did I imagine this, or was it a real movie? It showed up on TBS on Memorial Day and Veterans' Day marathons.
Also, Frank was good in From Here To…

"What knockers!" damn it! ;-)

I still unabashedly love Summer School. Also, young Selma Hayek. Oh. My. GOD.