NAIL THAT FUCKER TO A CROSS!

Looks like I picked yet another bad week to stop scrolling down…

Who the hell do you think are assembling the cellphones?!

Like serial killers.

I liked that, but I was young and impressionable and read too much Somerset Maugham. It was beautiful, but it probably wouldn't stand up to a re-watch.

"You're a bunch of bloody savages! All of you!"

I liked IM2 and most people hate it. Different strokes.

My father-in-law loved that expression. ;-)

I know that tune. It leaves a mark.

Finish covering ancient/medieval India and China with my World History students, Colonial America with my U. S. History I students and East Asia with my Geography class before Christmas break.

So, did you ever bite anyone?

Just don't do the former Bernard Black-style.

They didn't always blow up.

The Army version: "It's not gay, we're sharing body heat."
Well, stop poking me in the thigh with your body heat, Ray.
I'm not in the mood.

Faster than a two-year old.

We only manufacture reality television, movies, lattes and autistic kids, now. And weapons. Lots of weapons.

Joey, I just broke down and bought a Nissan Altima, and it's great, but it's the first Japanese car I've owned. I still hear my dead WWII veteran grandfather and great uncles muttering about it in the back of my mind. You're not helping, here! ;-)

'87 Chevy S-10 pick up. It was a little burro and just wouldn't quit. I ended up helping a lot of friends move. I've never owned another pick up. ;-)

Lumber for the lumber-room. Sometimes the best person to steal things from is yourself. I always save and print out drafts, edit and revise on paper, make changes to the draft and save it as a new file, then file the paper copy. Why, yes, it does create a storage problem, but that's how I roll.

Also: men.