He was too patrician. The Klan was for the white trash suckers his class exploited almost as badly as blacks.

He was from Virginia.

It's hard to tell. She cracked the plates when photographed.

The Bald Eagle: largely a scavenger, but it looks fabulous.
A dandified vulture is actually a pretty good national symbol for us.

Jackson did steal Florida from the Spanish, so retirees want to keep him on there.

They'd have to make the bills bigger to show her teeth.

Only if he opens his speech by firing about 50 rounds from a SAW into the ceiling of the House Chamber.

Thomas Jefferson did that too, because he was a wretched public speaker.

The first two thirds were good, and then the last third beat you to death with heavy-handed symbolism. The final scene at the falls would have been a great place to stop, but no.

Iron Man 3 was quarter-assed tripe and AOU was a goddamned mess with too many characters/POVs.

I may have hurt somebody's feelings, once.

As one of the fuckers who was out in the desert waiting to see if we would get gassed before we punched through The Berm, I'd rather have been with you watching that play. ;-)

Maintain. Don't Chicken Lady.

It's been grey and pissing down rain for seven straight days and nights and the SAD is kicking in. I've been worse, but I'm brooding and (obviously) not sleeping right now like I should be. I'm a whiny pain in the ass, but it feels better to get it out there.

You need to call The Wolf. Hyman J. Wolf, Attorney-At-Law and Tenant-Owner Arbitrator Since 1986.

Prick Ski-Bum didn't do well with test audiences.

I am grown old…

Just go with On The Spectrum and be done with it.

Legally emancipated as soon as possible, I hope.

Why not Wisconsin Death Trip, then? She'll be a shoe-in for a small, hideously expensive liberal arts college.