They still take second place to John Astin and Catherine Jones. ;-)

Highlander 2 was egregiously awful, but Manos violates the Geneva Convention.

I think the corned beef has gone bad…

I made it through Manos exactly once, and it broke me like a North Korean prison camp. I would have signed false confessions to war crimes after watching it, even with the riffing. That may be the most heinous example of anti-art I've ever been subjected to.

Let me know when The Bigfoot Bonsai goes up!

Eegah! is my favorite Joel episode and one of my all-time favorites, but I have it memorized. I will always watch out for snakes.

Don't worry, it will fail in a few years.

Baptists also fill the back pews first, because they know the first three rows are in the pastor's blast radius for flying spittle once he gets going. Show up late and you might as well have bought tickets to a Gallagher concert.

Well, they kind of go in for Envy. Presbyterians are some Greedy mofos.
My Dad was raised Baptist, my Mom was raised Methodist and they were married by my Great Uncle who was a Presbyterian minister. ;-)
I'm a culturally Protestant agnostic.

It pretty much goes for all flavors. ;-)

Nah, he porked it!

Ouch! That sounds nasty! I hope it heals quickly. I was just teasing, not trying to be mean. Happy Thanksgiving to you and the kitties!

That would be me. Winter is coming.

Eddie Haskell is a Shit Weasel.

That's Vikings, isn't it?

I do believe your people have quite a bit of old bad blood with people from Turkey, my friend. ;-)

Chopping a fucking king's head off, as it turned out. So that plan can be said to have backfired, somewhat.

Thanks A Lot, Squanto Day.

Screw this, I'm going to Rhode Island. That Anne Hutchinson is a babe!

Great, now you're even stealing the single tear thing, you monster!