You're flagged, mothefucker!

Bullshit. The vile little fucker gave her the coke and egged her on to do it.

I'm just misremembering things all around.

Well, the primary elections have rendered the conventions into largely pointless media events

So, pretty much just keep doing what it already does.

I stand corrected. Didn't his uncle run for governor of Ohio, though?

'Tis.

Edward G. Robinson in the house! M'yeah, see.

They all totally got the nasal twang right.

Most West Virginians find Eastern Kentucky accents hideous. We speak through our noses and have never met a short vowel unless we're educated, but we do enunciate clearly. Appalachian accents are distinct from Southern accents. We don't do marble- or mush-mouthed.

Clooney's from Central Ohio. That's basically Neutral Midwestern.

They had been grinding the vaudeville circuit for years before they got those Broadway shows.

You try and steal my plumbing and I'll shoot,
you thieven' bastard! ;-)

Being able to walk on water doesn't give you any qualifications as a navigator.

Was that a dog whistle? I could have sworn I heard a dog whistle.

Bright Lights, Beef Jerky indeed!

"I swallowed a toothpick!"

That's going to be a really interesting auto-erotic asphyxiation scene for the Medical Examiner to enjoy and share with friends!

"Then grease me doon, Woman!"

A little?!