Nothing is ever, remotely coming up Milton.

Shut up, you retard! This is why we study the Classics! To feel baselessly superior to everyone else, of course!

Aaand we're done here! Thank you all for playing!

And reshoot the bastarding thing.

What, like "COOK YOUR OWN GODDAMNED RICE, WHITEY!"

Ooh, I like Obtuseness Battle! I've seen that on telly!

Bangkok: Oriental City.

They call it A Balanced View, and I think it works, frankly. ;-)

Not in my lifetime. Jeremy Brett is Sherlock Holmes is very firmly stamped into my brain, such as it is.

So is the Oxford Comma. That's why I like it.

Obtuseness Battle sounds like a great idea for a novel! Thanks!
Tap-a-tap-a-tapa…

No. You bring your own Club. That way, you don't lose fights.

You have a poet's soul, and that's a beautiful sentiment. No snark, no mockery.

You get a fight. It says so on the sign.

The United States Military Academy of West Point, New York, did a wonderful job today. They simply flew the Tricolour.

Yep, that was fucking off-putting at the time and still is.

JUNIOR! (Fer Tax Purposes).

Yes, I thought as much!

Well, it's not that long, then. ;-)

You do know he's just going to join the Royal Navy, right? ;-)