[Raises eyebrow, flares nostrils]
What, that didn't convince you?

Could not do it. I wanted to strangle them all. I also have an irrational hatred for the films of Wes Anderson. Modell's shot at GOOP is spot on, however.

"Listen to him. He's Pre-Med."

Got all four! That hasn't happened in a while.

Eat lead, you pasty freaks!
[shoots Johnny and Edgar Winter]

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop scrolling down…

Teacher. Mother. Secret Lover.

Boin in Hell, Yah Old Bastid!

Thank you for calling my attention to it.

Your Body Is a Shondaland.
I should probably just go hang myself, now.
But I'm not going to.

That's a ferociously stern part. Moses didn't handle the Red Sea that roughly. She doesn't want Fop, God Damn it!

I'm a Bastard Theatre man, myself.

The VAST majority of these assholes are suckers.

Well, this is A turd I won't be seeing! Thanks, A. V. Club! EDIT for lack of indirect article

Go away! Votin'!

It's a shame he won't be vetted, because he needs to be put down.

Yoink! Band Name Rights!

"Lady, you are crazier than a sack full of assholes."

He's Trump! He's Trump! He's Trump! He's Not Too Bright!

They can break things, but they can't fix them.