"24 hour banking? I haven't got time for that."

The reason being that Creedence is fucking awesome.

Well, the Russians have a chunk of his skull, purportedly.

How much time have you been spending in Goa, lately? ;-)

Trying to lure the monkey out of your head, again?

Tool. I'm a tool. I know the double o is an unfamiliar dipthong.

Oh! Well, that's all right, then.

And now, in "Oh, For Fuck's Sake News…"

That's harsh language from you, Your Extraterrestrial Messiahness!
It's not wrong, but it's still harsh language.

YOU'RE a South American A. V. Clubber!

Thank you all for joining in to perpetuate that horrible ethnic stereotype! ;-)

[APPLAUDS WILDLY, THROWS POO]

With Immature Male And I.

[it's "Where's your Messiah, now?"]

The Tumescence, Ejaculation and Subsidence of The Planet of the Apes.

Then it ends up yelling at an empty chair. It's kind of sad, really.

Oh, God, NOT IN THE FACE!

It sounds like STEAM escaping!

I like Bastard Theatre!

[WEEPING TEARS OF JOY]