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Outsidahs. Summah People. Massholes.

"When I was at Lyndon's INAUGARATION…"

BEWILDERBEAST!

I'm 44. I made a mistake while trying to make a joke. I'm sorry. Climb the fuck down off of that high horse before you fall down and kill yourself.

S'pose youah right.

"That's a Ranger choke-hold, son. It works on fucking demons, too!"

Scent of a Wolfman. "Let's get a drink, Chahlie!"
[laps out of toilet] "HA-OOH-AH!"

Daddy Is A Little Pigeon Toad.

Del Torah? That the one with Yah Weah in it, Boss?

"I don't want to be ordained, in a Pet Seminary."
Yeah, it doesn't work for the theme song.

Ayeah.

The Ground Is Sour!

Yet apparently are not very bright.

EDIT I'm an idiot.

Call PB'N'JCPS!

Penguins can't fly! PENGUINS CAN'T FLY!
[The Critic bird reference switcheroo!]

Agents fucking you over? THE HELL YOU SAY!

[John rubs his hands together with an evil grin]
"Time to be BAD."
Actually, Richard was almost completely stupid and John wasn't as bad as the stories made him out to be. Richard got himself captured by Austrians he had offended and John had to raise a literal King's Ransom equivalent to three years of England's

Slavery existed in the U. S. for 400 years. The theft of land and attempted genocide of Native Americans and the horrors of slavery are America's Original Sins, and we continue to suffer the consequences of them. You are all quite correct. I greatly admire your beautiful country and Australians as a people.
As an

Or The Airway Constricting Skull Buster, as I call it.