Disco Stu does not advertise!

YOU MONSTER!

Mr. T's career dies.

Upvoted for the story and the Doc Savage avatar! :-)

"It was a Mercy Killing, Jay."

It must be all the new wacky facial hair!

The state of giving a satisfied grunt at the agreeableness of present circumstances.
[Grunts]

Pick a Muse, mofo.

To say fair's fair.

The I Believe I Can Fly jumpsuit was a dead giveaway.

Get her face, Baby!

"Bust A Deal And Face The Turntable" frankly doesn't sound very threatening.

Rip and Rig first!
I am 1,000 years old… :-(

"Yeah, Eddie, that's great. Can I go get high now?"

[slams dislocated shoulder into wall, screams, passes out]

"Toenail" sleeps with the fishes, now.

Chump don't want the help, chump don't get the help.

Come on, people, that was fucking funny!

Prostrate, not prostate, Al! If I could do that I'd never leave the house!

Lisp and rasp, rasp and lisp… So nice doing business with you!
[snatches check and is off like a shot to ride down foxes]