Merely a passionate fan of the man and his work.

Master! [prostrates self]

Only a drunk what? That's a sentence fragment, dude!

Many ancient cultures pissed in their laundry to whiten it.
It's hardly fair to single out the Chinese for that! ;-)

Strong enough for a man, but made for a Wolfman.
Happy now, Blind Lemon Pledge? ;-)

[Santa's Wild Ride On Norleco Electric Razor Leaves 37 Dead]

Oi!

I smell Axe Body Spray! Hit the bricks, ya little bastid! ;-)

[Enrico Fermi at the Alamagordo Atomic Bomb Test, 1945]

Madame Gathers has informed me that I'm no longer permitted to shout that while using the bathroom. :-(

The crunchy kind? I've killed men with a shovel.

Well, her dad is a walking joke, so that would logically follow.

And the hacky old bastard never even wrote his own material.

Depends. Is there a volcano?

It's kind of like Donkey Fucker. It sticks to people.

You're entitled to your opinion. On the other hand, bite me.

You're entitled to your opinion. On the other hand, get bent.

Patience, Grasshopper…

I hope Pat got Idiotically Enormous Amounts Of Entertainment Money for this!
He's a great writer and an awesome human being, and has spent large chunks of his life being poor as fuck.
I'm delighted one of the Good Guys got a dump-truck full of money for a change, and I'm sure he'll do even more for worthy,…

"Sine-Aid O'Connor. Irish, huh? Well, take it easy with this!"
[makes drinky-drinky gesture]