These are The Salad Days, Dr. Rumak.

Worth it for the arrival of the Igors alone! ;-)

I love them all, but Best Served Cold is my favorite.

Surely not Orwell?

Add Sweet Thursday for that one-two punch of Doc and the Hobos.

LLLEEEDDDAA! Ya' got me on my knees!…

Yes, a damned unpleasant animal that wasn't in the least harmed.

"Well, bend over, Abigail May, 'cause here comes the Gravy Pipe!"

And rip your balls off, if you're male.

I booted a charging, hostile swan fifteen feet once. It was fucking hilarious. I've had similar experiences with a goose and a duck.
No, uppity waterfowl, The Bird Is NOT The Word!

Happy Birthday, Franko!
Mine was on Thursday, I turned 44.

Americans have a distressing tendency to believe that bidets are water fountains which are oddly placed.

That's Right, Miss! You Eat That Cheese!

Three.

They're more of a Waffle House crowd, really. I've seen some working there.

Forget it, he's rolling…

I would agree.

Shut the fuck up, Donnie.

"Certainly not working in this shithole!"
What, I didn't get the job?!

Perfectly understandable. And hilarious!