"Well, I killed a motherfucker. Does that answer your question?"

The Piece Of Piss Awards doesn't have the same ring, does it?

No shit?

"EEEYEEESSS!"

Like unto a Whippin' Stick, She be a Rude Girl, I and I says!
God damn you, William Gibson. ;-)

You know what? It works both ways. Including the bear that mauled and ate the kids for mocking Elijah's baldness.

This is The Heartland!

"Snack Time Any Time" (tm)

"I have a peculiar set of skills…"
[rides away on a unicycle while playing a ukulele]

Are you okay, or are you badly losing your shit? Because your tone and posts have drastically changed and I'm worried about you.

Nah, he's probably comin' home from the Pats game shitfaced, so he's gotta drive real slow. He'll show up.

It's the Mail, for fuck's sake, not The Paper Of Record Of Tits!

I need to read that book sometime.

It is nice to Finally Get Paid Like A Grown-Up, until you look and see how much the bastards take out.

Except it took about 8 hours.

HOOOO!

On the other hand, the audience are still a pack of ravening assholes who need to be put down, so we have them all in one place.

BILL Finger! It really doesn't have the same ring at all, does it?
I've clearly wasted my time, :-(

"Wow, Kenney, you're a dirty little bastard, aren't you?"

The Hologram is calling from inside the venue!