Well, smell you!

On a new/old Bourbon kick. I've returned to my first love, Mr. Beam, and they are taking a good deal more care with the stuff these days. I'm going to save up for Knob Creek and small batch stuff, but I'd forgotten about the simple honesty of a decent Bourbon.

Where's the Yeungy? Are you Bizzaro Mr. Splendiferous? ;-)

I'm topping myself if I'm diagnosed with that.

Pauline's Pens! ;-)

Let's not be ridiculous. I wouldn't fuck her with Stalin's dick.

Two Words: Krav Maga!

To put it even more plainly: fuck white trash shitheads.

I was a Soldier, and I am a Union Man. The Republican's chief goal since 1980 has been to destroy every vestige of the New Deal they possible can. I left the Army in part because of a creeping Praetorian Guard mentality among the Officer and Senior NCO corps that had an extremely dangerous potential.
Now that they've…

Or Sailor.

Who would not touch that shit with a ten-foot polecat.

I wish you a safe, swift journey and I am utterly certain of your success in your academic and other pursuits. You are a fine young man and I am very proud of you. Your kindness, genuine courtesy and consideration for others will serve you in good stead.
Venture forth with all of my best wishes. You will be in my…

They just do that.

Critical Role is back live On Geek & Sundry's Twitch TV channel tomorrow night at & 7 p.m. PDT, 10:00 p.m. EDT, 9:00 p.m. CDT, 8:00 p.m. MDT and 3:00 a.m. GMT.

Bad Religion's Stranger Than Fiction has been on heavy rotation while driving Big Al around. Leave Mine To Me is great.

So sophisticated and Masterpiece Theater!

While saying "Go fuck yourself."

Duffman… conflicted. What… would Jesus do?!

My avatar if I log in through Discus is my namesake at the strip club wearing the cammo bikini. But the Grey Shadow has most of my commenting history and I'm afraid of trying to merge accounts.
Also, the Village People called, and they said you should all fucking kill yourselves, you prancy bastards!

Do you want me to have him killed? I can do it!