They're both good in different ways.

By which you mean "cruelly bully and exploit." ;-)

I probably identify the most with Archchancellor Ridcully the Brown ;-)

Casanunda: "I wants your body, Mrs. Ogg."
Nanny: "But… but I'm still usin' it!"

I need to read the Renfrew next Summer before I teach Prehistory again.
Thanks for the heads up! I've got it on a Post-It (I can't think without having the damn things handy ;-) .

Putting off reading Sir Terry Pratchett's last one…

Sometimes that kind of intensively structured planning can actually stifle writing. You end up with an amazingly detailed outline and no novel, a skeleton without flesh. It's happened to me.

Here's your crown, Your Majesty!

No, that's a Danielle Steel, and everyone ends up disappointed.

No huge moles at all. Or genital warts.

I like to think that most of us are the sort of people normos would cross the street to avoid.

Sorry. Your tone threw me. You can do a pretty good 20 year-old Art Crisis Victim impression. I was completely taken in.

How long did He leave the miniature cement mixer on your lawn, ruining your grass?

Have you seen a platypus? Does that look like the Fucker has a plan to you? He's more like a bad contractor.

Mortality is what makes us Human, not Apes or Gods. Confront, accept and embrace your mortality. Do not allow it to reduce you coward or a slave. Every life owes a death as its price.

Cap, can you remember your twenties at all? They'd be represented by the law firm of Frequent & Vigorous if you were lucky. ;-)

You two are adorable and I'm very fond of both of you young people.
Y'all are turning me into a sentimental old bastard. ;-)

Or you could stop being an effete pussy and MAKE SOME MEANING in this life, because that's the only kind of meaning you're going to get!
Nothing matters? MAKE SOMETHING MATTER! Commit yourself to a goal and DO something, however tiny it is, and make it happen.
Ameliorate The Suck through making some kind of effort.
Try…

No, that's El Pendejo Con El Pelo Muy Malo.

They weren't reaching, they were Chocking that Chicken!
EDIT: or even choking it. I can type quickly or accurately, but not both.