Or someone else's "in his pocket."

I love Midwesterners (except for Scott Walker). I'm a Huntington-area native, myself.

I'm from West Virginia, I've traveled on three continents and was stationed at Fort Hood, Texas. I know bad accents. ;-)

[SMASH, SMASH, SMASH]
"Sorry."

"Oh, Mickey, what is 'egregious'?"

[Larry Fine comes roaring down a hallway with a sawed-off shotgun]
"I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND!"

"Now do it right or I kick your head in."
"Fascist!"
"Si!"

NOT a remake of I Am Curious (Yellow)!
Do pay attention, please. ;-)

Well, that's hardly a stretch. Also, the Philly (and Adjacent South Jersey) accent is probably the most singularly hideous American accent. It sounds like someone trying to flush a damaged toilet. ;-)

"You go out and buy these delicious Milano Cookies, maybe this whole thing goes away."

If you're from a former Border State, it adds a whole new level of ambiguity in both regions.

Bob Marley (Comedian) is my go-to guy on things Maine. As a West Virginian, I recognize Mainers as New England's Hillbillies (this is meant as a compliment) and find them to be delightful people. I need to get up there someday.

I don't know what your cardiovascular situation is like, but what the hell, give it a whirl.

Strange Goo.

You can have both!

South-side thin crust. It's great.

Eh, I'm a mustard and onions guy.

They're going to need you to do punch-up on this thing.

And now I'm actually physically ill…

Fuck School would kind of defeat the purpose, though.