Well, that toy won't work if ain't got batteries! Load up, Your Grace! ;-)

"Welcome to Sonic. You're on Tater Tots, bitch."

I love how Strongbow Cider has tried to go up-market recently.
It was "Two will have you arguing with a lamp-post ['You think you're Brighter than me, do you?'], four would have you screaming at buildings and six would have you calling Coppers c*nts to their faces loudly." ;-)

Hey, it's Kosher! It's just not fit for human consumption.
My own sweat indelibly stained the white T-shirt I was wearing purpulish after a night of that stuff.

We all really appreciate that clarification. ;-)

Or you could just hang yourself!

You're old enough to know better that to drink those all at once.
Eh, what the hell, give it a whirl and see what happens. ;-)

The Hydrogen Sonata is quite good, but I understand the feeling.
This Shop Of Wonders Is Now Shut. It's deeply sad.

Who you callin' rummy, flatfoot? Youse guys don't know bupkis!

That was more about who was fucking who, timber rights and pig-stealing than anything else, but national newspapers picked it up because there was fuck-all else going on that was deemed newsworthy. Then it became good copy.
Even if you'd just gotten off a boat and could barely speak or read American English, you still…

Typical sailor. ;-)

I'll be in my spunk bunk. Although it seems like a movie-length Sam Adams ad.

[removes hat, bows deeply in Souse Chef's direction]

Banksy's stuff is considerably more clever and self-aware, and it's said he gets his own hands dirty in making it. But reading a critical article and beginning his response to it with the fey, shallow statement "He sounds fat" isn't doing Banksy any fucking favors.
The only Banksy I recognize is Iain M. Banks, and the…

He started sounding and acting a great deal like that little bitch Damien Hurst. So much for "street cred."

British. It's a lot like the beaches there. ;-)

But that might be really socially relevant, powerful and compelling television. How the fuck are we supposed to sell advertising time with that?

[starts rereading The Damned Human Race]

Indescribably Tedious, based on the novels of Henry James.

"He tasks me…"