Carry On, My Wayward Son. I like the spiked black leather wristband!

AAANNNDDD there's the Rush jokes I came down here expecting!

[shakes head] Again with the actor-heckling, huh?

"They call me Big Daddy Jim now, you cracker-assed motherfuckers!"

Injun Joe: No Reservations is the inevitable spin-off from this.


Why, yes, I am going to Hell! Thanks for asking!

Joe Eszterhas is a feminist.

In the U. S., he qualified. :-)

I was under the impression it was a process more than a static state.

Now I would watch the fuck out of that! Change the name to
Maxwell Street Polish and that is all I would watch!

What the yellow rubber fuck is a right hand's stride sister? Tablet? Is she making gravestones? What's on your mind, Chica?

"Screw You, Dean!"

"DA Feels! Da Soldiers' Feels."

Chicago Snow Removal (A Division of Chicago Streets and Sanitation).

No. No it is not. Nor will it ever be. We shall never speak of this again.

Chicago St. Patrick's Day River Green-Dyeing Committee.
NEVER, EVER Chicago Outrageous Corruption.
Blaghgoooiiil! ;-)

"It was moidah!"

It's the closest thing to a Medieval Guild System that still exists. ;-)

They LIED!
I was so pissed off I went into Public Education. ;-)

They can deny you tenure, though!

That's what you get for not advertising!