And Steve Buscemi as Frank Gorshin as the Riddler.

Sam Elliott as Cesar Romero as the Joker!!!

How about the Bud ads? Is that real Sam Elliott or fake Sam Elliott?

Don't abort William Forsythe, he may very well be a human being too!

BEES!

Avon Barksdale ordered it done.

The aristocrats!

MY NAME IS NOT QUAID.

They're dripping blood?

Man, have you seen Total Recall? Mars looks like a pretty kick-ass place, especially now that they got air.

Now we all someone eat it.

If he got elected, though, that would restore my faith in … no, actually, it wouldn't restore my faith in anything, but I wouldn't stop laughing for days.

Of course he's right, look at the umlauts!

And CHOMPS wins the "Why is Alcing laughing at his desk?" award.

Wolverine punching Sarah Silverman in the face?

What's a Penderast, Walter?

Boycock? Girlcock? EIEIO?

Krom laughs at your Four Winds!

Soy captains!

Cable taught me you can never have too many pockets. Also, it's possible to hold a gun twice the size of your leg in one hand, if you train hard enough and are half-robot.