Ok, since this is the nerd TV thread…

Sphinx!

It's Marvel, Mads. You ain't nobody until you're dead at least once.

Yeah, Posey really shouldn't be on your fantasy team anymore. He's kinda done.

Finish the damn story, littlealex! What happened to the baby?

And I'll form…
…the head!

FREEZE IN HELL, BATMAN!

Yes yes yes! I knew someone somewhere had to have brought that one up. Beautiful scene, and very prom-appropriate.

* is eaten by a grue *

Ok, now I'm happy.

Not yet.

Yeah, but lookit the guy.

The "invincibility" music from Sonic 1. That gets in there sometimes, and it don't go away.

…oh, that superfluous apostrophe is killing me … damn you AV Club for not having an "edit post" function…

You're a firstie, your client's a firstie, and firstie's see the judge on Monday morning!

She almost makes me forget about

Couldn't tell you, haven't been watching it forever.

[start of a phrase]

[barely relevant pop culture reference]

DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL.