I hate you, fastandsloppy. I hate you so much right now.

That bald guy was Bruce Willis the whole time.

But Airplane 2 has Shatner!

Seconding mcc's proposal, and offering to fund the project!

Make a bridge out of her?

Know what? I'm taking a pass on this one. I didn't know anything about this girl before reading the article, and now that I do, I'm deciding to deliberately let this cultural artifact float by.

De Niro's at the Orson-Welles-in-Transformers phase of his career.

It's an easy pitch. There's a very successful movie about a man who loses his arm, let's do the same thing only make it a woman. A Christian woman! And let's add a shark!

This dog's got the shakes, but he's still working dammit.

Let's call the whole thing off.

Throwing away the thongs
I'm not sure how getting rid of her underpants would have helped in any way.

A specific number of types of when you someone eat it?

El Santo gets a slice of cake!

I did it! I watched The Cape!

Silver Surfer don't sell no books.

Excellent, I've got cargo that needs to get to Topeka by Monday!

Yeah, but the kid would end up a mutant or something.

@Don Rickles: nice

Wait, who's drunk in this scenario, the viewer or Lincoln?

Grill me a cheese!