I know you meant it as a joke, idiotking, but I have no doubt that the promotional materials for this movie actually will use "2oolander".

Never follow a hippie to a second location.

That doesn't make any sense, Chartex, Crrok is a Batman villain!

Patrick Stewart can do all that with just the power of his mind.

Rapeman! AaaAAAAAaaaaaaahhh!!!!

"True Love Waits", off the Radiohead live album. If I can ever make it through the whole thing without choking up even a little bit, that's when I'll know I'm thoroughly over the person it makes me think of.

Reading that comment (the start of the thread) in Lance Reddick's voice made it actually funny

You can't really dust for semen.

Did the book feature the line "Here is your Sub Zero! Now … plain zero!"

That's the password for the gate, but what is the password for the house?

Keith!!! Seconded

TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES!

/just walks away

Send men to summon worms?

Why wouldn't Dwight have a knife?

WE HAVE TO GO BAAAAAAAAACK!

no eyes is disturbing, but mouths for eyes is just downright horrific.

I had a three-way with Liv Tyler's Mom and the Hamburglar.

My song for American Idol…
…would be "Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead"

*offers a tissue*