You're 9 inches tall? Do you worry about getting stepped on?

What?

Quincy Jones is CGI?

Shit, didn't see that one was already taken…

Hush up child, lots of cats have that name.

Is it ever too soon to laugh at a novelty act sidekick dwarf?

The girlfriend being a minotaur would also explain how she survived the excessive stabbing.

10 times would be a little funny. And 40 times might be funny again, via the "Sideshow Bob steps on a rake" principle. But 23? I'm not laughing.

jeezus
That's… that's not funny at all. 23 times? Fucking hell.

Black people say it like "aunt," while white people say it like "aunt."

BOOOOOOAAALLLLT …. that's the sound from the Inception trailers, right?

OPRAH RETIRING IS NOT THE EVENT.

She's Boba Fett with a vagina!

The attack happened at sea … C … C for Catwoman!

@Obvious

@RagingBear - That's exactly what I thought upon seeing the headline. They're gonna try again with Dresden.

dude, I seen how your childhood was dressed. And in this neighborhood?

On a mountain of skulls, in a castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood.

And they all will, Sam. They all will.

The character in the Wolverine movie was only identified as "Emma." They never said Frost. Even though that was obviously who it was supposed to be.