Do we have em-effing wormsign?

* struggles with screenplay while idiot twin is more successful *

But does this mean next Damon Lindelof will direct a reboot of the Short Circuit series with Chris Pine as Ben Jahrvi?

Dude, have you seen puppies? Most of them have it coming. And orphans? Psssh. It's okay, nobody loves them.

I'd say both of those things about my wang.

Don't forget her hair!

Yes, but when was the last time Haim Saban was in the news? Guy's just being shrewd, really.

I hate rainbows. You'll just be minding your own business when they come marching in and crawl up your leg and start biting the inside of your ass…

Swan dive!

Isaiah Mustafa
I need to remember his name and stop just calling him "black Will Arnett."

Hank Aaron?

Why aren't they just shooting it in Super 8?

That's just racist, Beast.

Your what?

This is the present, there is no god, and criticism is dead! Dead!

please stop. show mercy

Everything I thought I knew was wrong.

One man's hobby is another man's life calling.

Sandy wins!

Man, Drake isn't in the Roots.