Balls or the light fantastic?

If that means Kesha goes away, then it's worth the cost.

(shudder)

Yeah, agreed. I can't read anything about any penis-related injury without curling into a quivering ball.

Starz wins the thread!

America!

Strikebreaking-American is the preferred nomenclature, please.

Whoops, that's exactly what I was looking at the entire time! My bad.

I'm cashing you out, Bob.

A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying.

Maybe it's because I already started drinking at lunch, but I really love the acronym SFU. It's like STFU, but coming from someone for whom English is a second language!

So… Glenn Beck?

Cheez Whiz Cunt rolls off the tongue better.

Oh, we'll do this, all right. But first … well, I think you already know.

LEAGUES??

This thread's an Abomination.

And in between? Danny Glover, Bill Paxton, and Gary Busey!

Pred Wood!

it's pronounced "kesha", like "ketchup."

I hate all of you, and I want cheese.