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The inability to have both the drink and the rifle ruins the accuracy of the whole damn thing.

Sorry, forgot the SPOILER.

The Large Marge is a ghost.

I'm a rebel, Dottie. A loner.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

I'm pretty sure it's because Keith is a wendigo.

Missed it by THAT much…

Maybe in his prime, but Billy Barty is dead. (Long live the Barty!)

Can we get back to ANNYONG?

Did he say free and queer?

Is it a soft or hard reboot? Or are they just pulling the plug?

that plum
I don't think you should eat that thing.

See!

He's been dead since '91.

But you never know what might happen on Day 363!

Does the McGuffin come with a hash brown?

There's Something About Mary?

The atomic explosions happen during the space dinosaur conquest, naturally.

20,000 LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH!

Minotaurs!