@idiotking That's a great description of the Watson-Holmes relationship that I'd never heard before. Mind if I steal it?

Do you suck dicks? BULLshit, I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

I got the tagline!
THIS SUMMER …. QUIX SOME ASS!

Jorge Garcia has found his post-Lost role!

Congrats you guys!

He would also insist that you get off his plane.

Steroids are bad if you want to be better at sports, but good if you want to fight the Narzis.

Parliament Funkadelic?

Mickey Rourke for SoK.

Robert Carlyle for Cassidy.

IT'S THE ENVIRONMENTALISTS' FAULT. DON'T ASK ME HOW OR WHY, BUT THOSE FUCKING HIPPIES.

Oh, and apparently, that was my 1000th comment since registering. I'm takin' the rest of the day off.

Y'know, having Dennis Hopper's ghost haunt me for all eternity sounds kinda fun!

Pandas are adorable, while the sheer size of horse penis intimidates the FCC.

Isn't there already a Blair Witch TV show called Ghost Hunters?

Why were they all wearing Snuggies? WHAT IS THIS???

If you watch the Extended Versions one disc at a time, it basically plays like a 6-part miniseries. No Scouring of the Shire, tho.

Speaking of, when's the Mr. Ed movie coming out?

Trix, silly rabbit!

"The only character left is the Invisible Man!"