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Easy Rider?

Super-soldier serum makes you ambidextrous! GAWD!

Lundgren was the skull-less Punisher.

Lesbians?

The man
The man is clear in his mind, but his soul is mad. Oh, yeah. He's dying, I think. He hates all this. He hates it! But the man's a…He reads poetry out loud, all right. And a voice…he likes you because you're still alive. He's got plans for you. No, I'm not gonna help you. You're gonna help him, man. You're

Dammit Pinkie, Wes Studi, just like Naveen Andrews, is Indian!

Moichandising, moichandising, where da real money from da movie is made!

Gambit is how Ricky Jay sees himself.

Cave Commenter's the first one to make me laugh today.

Talking about the writing in games makes me feel very old. Sheeeit, back in my day, original writing in a game was more along the lines of "in this one you use a whip."

Interesting thought on Jack not holding the title for long — I can totally see that!

Shouldn't make fun of Johnny Five Times. Man had a stroke, it's not his fault.

Bullshit calls you?

She wasn't originally written as underage, but Rebecca Mader changed the script on set.

More Wheaton!!!

YOU'VE LOST YOUR ARMS IN BATTLE!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAALT!

ABC. This show wasn't cheap, y'know.

Squirrel baby isn't for sale, Emilie de Ravin's already claimed it.

His name is Toby! No it isn't, it's Kunta Kinte!