Is this a generational thing?
Is this what it was like to be an old person when the Beatles hit? Teenage girls fainting and losing their shit, and we're all just wondering, "Why? And what the fuck is WRONG with you people?"

His celebrity protects him. Dude wouldn't last 10 minutes in any public school.

The Church of Batman approves all depictions of the Holy Bat, praise be upon him! Especially those with some manner of spring-loaded kung fu action, or a wicked grapple gun that actually works!

@Jorge — The correct answer is, of course… NONE OF THEM! BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

I smell of cheap whiskey and hookers (who in turn smell like cheap perfume and herpes)!

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE???

Yes.

Jeff Fahey. All the phones are ringing.

But that's my LUNCH! Freedom-hating bastards, LET ME EAT MY LUNCH IN PEACE!

Works just as well without, really.

but it's so similar to meat!

Done and done!

Does the Iron Lobby prominently feature Don Cheadle?

That's his acting face.

People with college degrees who don't know the difference between "you're" and "your."

Praise be upon Batman!

I, too, believe in Batman.

And just yesterday I ate a plate of shrimp!

Dude, Mirren will fuck your shit up.

I don't remember Dora the Explorer getting tied down and raped by her parole officer.