IRON DICK 2, coming this summer!

Keep Will Smiff outta this!

ya blew it.

/does backflip

Let's drink to her leg!

…and the coffee goes up the nose. Thank you for that.

Second paragraph, where O'Neal lists the various baby-related projects, third item mentioned. You'll find it after the Jennifer Aniston joke, and before Robert Downey Jr.

At least the Vatican agrees that spitters are quitters.

That's a risky gambit, Calrissian … sure it makes your fleet difficult to find, but once he lands that one lucky shot, you're done for.

Don't you mean Eric Massa?

Have you taken another man's penis in your mouth?

Dinosaurs have little tiny brains, though. And cartoon dinosaurs, man, who knows if they even HAVE a brain? Maybe they just have the idea of a brain.

Cheese come from the moon, y'all.

EGREGIOUS LACK OF ROBERT ENGLUND.

IT'S ONLY FOR TEH GAYS.

And "Iron Man 2" shall be a wagon full of pancakes.

No treefingers, she was Wendy Wheelchair! But thanks, because that's exactly where I remembered her from, but couldn't quite place.

@Broseph — mine too. But I also recorded "30 Rock," so I ended up still getting it (and missing whatever the post-credit stinger for that show was).

"avid breakfast enthusiast Martin Keamy"

Now, who had the soy latte?