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"Barista." One R.

@Bourne - You have to extend your HAND to them. Your hand. Always the hand.

I can get behind
a gimmick poster who writes
strictly in haikus

It's totally going to be someone we know, and they've stolen this plot beat from "The Time Traveler's Wife."

Package …. tool ….

I had forgotten that thing, but I remember it now.

Jack Donaghy possesses a complete set of all his recordings.

GOJIRAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

and if you're a Level 6 Cookie Crisp Wizard

heh heh heh heh heh

More important question — did he sleep with the priestess or not? And if so, was she worth the effort?

Not the worst theory I've heard.

16! Of course!

Is "sharing a mango" gay code for "giving each other handys"?

I only like Phisotre's idea if they can CGI Paul Newman's face on the cyborg.

Except there's the possibility that the real-life Cassidy did survive the shootout, so you've got that.

Pepsi. No Coke.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU'RE ALL CHILDREN. Except the half-dozen of you who are my peers/older than me.

You had a sexy phase?

Bai Ling ruins everything.